Is a story about a fat vampire -.-"
Here it goes.....
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Andy jumped out and says"booooo!!" to a person.
Person: Hey, what the hell are you supposed to be?
Andy: (showing fangs) I’m a fat vampire. Duh.
Person: Why a fat vampire?
Andy: Because I have a slow metabolism.
Person: Really?
Andy: Yes. And that causes me to gain weight. I’m also at a high risk for diabetes.
Person: Why don’t you just suck some blood to replace your blood.
Andy: First of all, I eat the blood, I don’t transfuse it into my veins. Also, how could I possibly be fast enough to catch someone to suck their blood? I’m fat.
Person: Can’t you turn into a bat?
Andy: Yeah.
Person: So why don-
Andy: A fat bat. Have you ever seen a fat bat? No way I’d even be able to think about lifting off. You don’t know anything about fat vampires do you?
Person: No I don’t.
Andy: Well, you need to go to the library and get a book or something.
Person: Book about a fat vampire?
Andy: Shut it. Or I will bite you and eat your brains.
Person: That’s a zombie.
Andy: zombie dont eat brains.
Person: and a vampire do
Andy: duh.where do you think blood comes from?
Person: Blood comes from your brain?
Andy: ya,and im gona suck it out right now.
Person: but you're not really a fat vampire.you're just a guy with fats all over.
Andy: but i have fangs.Look.
Person: I'm leaving.
Andy: You better be.
Person: -.-"
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lame huh?? lol..